<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608</id><updated>2011-04-21T23:26:46.922Z</updated><category term='promotion'/><category term='sleep'/><category term='lettuce'/><category term='New Year'/><category term='grapes.'/><title type='text'>Humphrey's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>The Life Of A Tortoise</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-927259720802487787</id><published>2007-02-22T22:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-22T22:17:09.864Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='promotion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grapes.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lettuce'/><title type='text'>The Biggest Lettuce In The World</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Cor blimey! I was having a lovely sleep when I got a note pushed through my door to tell me that my human friend, Kirsty, had been promoted at work. That is great news, it did disturb a beautiful dream I was having about the biggest lettuce in the world, but I don't mind. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Now that Kirsty is getting a pay-rise, I wonder if I will get more grapes?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-927259720802487787?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/927259720802487787/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=927259720802487787' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/927259720802487787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/927259720802487787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/02/cor-blimey-i-was-having-lovely-sleep.html' title='The Biggest Lettuce In The World'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-8468232133357627291</id><published>2007-02-14T19:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-14T19:20:07.387Z</updated><title type='text'>Valentine's Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Today was Valentine's Day, not that it means much to me, I never receive anything on Valentine's Day - and if somebody did send me some flowers, I would probably eat them!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I felt a bit sad and lonely today, so I stayed in bed and slept.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;If you didn't receive a Valentine's Card today - please accept some love from me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-8468232133357627291?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/8468232133357627291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=8468232133357627291' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/8468232133357627291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/8468232133357627291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/02/valentines-day.html' title='Valentine&apos;s Day'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-1927147944577739112</id><published>2007-02-13T14:15:00.001Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:15:07.389Z</updated><title type='text'>Everything Goes So Fast!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;What happened? Where did that last month go? I must have slept thru it!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-1927147944577739112?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/1927147944577739112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=1927147944577739112' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/1927147944577739112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/1927147944577739112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/02/everything-goes-so-fast.html' title='Everything Goes So Fast!'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-525677567552053868</id><published>2007-02-05T02:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:11:31.180Z</updated><title type='text'>Cold Out</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The weather wasn't so nice, too cold to go out today.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-525677567552053868?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/525677567552053868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=525677567552053868' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/525677567552053868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/525677567552053868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/02/cold-out.html' title='Cold Out'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-234248163062670999</id><published>2007-01-07T04:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:14:03.683Z</updated><title type='text'>The Postman Never Calls</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Stayed in today in case the postman came. He didn't.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-234248163062670999?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/234248163062670999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=234248163062670999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/234248163062670999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/234248163062670999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/01/postman-never-calls.html' title='The Postman Never Calls'/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-2847792559774138353</id><published>2007-01-06T04:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:13:30.895Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Forgot to get up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-2847792559774138353?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/2847792559774138353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=2847792559774138353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/2847792559774138353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/2847792559774138353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/01/forgot-to-get-up.html' title=''/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-6067409248601267940</id><published>2007-01-03T14:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:10:42.672Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Overslept.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-6067409248601267940?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/6067409248601267940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=6067409248601267940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/6067409248601267940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/6067409248601267940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/01/overslept.html' title=''/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-162291706125517637</id><published>2007-01-03T02:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:08:37.440Z</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Still a bit sleepy after New Year's eve, slept in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-162291706125517637?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/feeds/162291706125517637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3440401667900207608&amp;postID=162291706125517637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/162291706125517637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3440401667900207608/posts/default/162291706125517637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lovetortoises.blogspot.com/2007/01/still-bit-sleepy-after-new-years-eve.html' title=''/><author><name>Humphrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03715003479835867834</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3440401667900207608.post-8378879379604928772</id><published>2007-01-02T02:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2007-02-13T14:02:55.170Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Year'/><title type='text'>A New Year</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;The fireworks were a bit noisy last night, so I decided to stay in bed today.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3440401667900207608-8378879379604928772?l=lovetortoises.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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